nintooner: in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and I’m sorry
lampsarepeopletoo: they call me macklemore in math class because im like what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what
I’m about 5 million percent done with this commission
I feel like I’m the only person not having a meltdown over the yahoo thing
Also today one of our ostriches got into the emu pen and the emu’s have babies so they were totally getting into fights so we had to try to get the ostrich back into it’s pen. And just so you know. Ostriches might LOOK big when you are standing a few feet away looking at one. But when you are standing right in front of one trying to direct it with a stick those motherfuckers ARE LIKE...
Move to farm in the middle of nowhere Meet two girls my age that are both artists that actually live up in LA. :I :I :I :I
whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
iamtonysexual: hausereiring: roxion: you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times and then you have the unskippable cutscene dialogue memorized, so you start repeating it in a mocking, angry voice
one of my fav artists is moving to LA time to become charming and befriend them
I’m sad feels eating some cantaloupe. IT could be worse
last time I ever talk to someone and we talk about the fucking weather goddamn.
How do you say goodbye to someone for the last time
passion: shall i compare thee to a summer’s day? hot as balls
”where do you wanna go to dinner?” ”i don’t care” ”ok”
princeruto: i’m no gynecologist but i know a cunt when i see one
theongreyjoy: i’d love to see more women villains that are completely unsympathetic. no stupid “woe is me” backstory that hardly justifies their actions. no victim complex. no hesitation. just a love for carnage and head games and an insatiable lust for pain. mentally unhinged or fully in control. there aren’t enough female characters out there that are truly monsters. as much as it’s fun to see...
People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to...– Abraham Hicks (via heylauren)
alexds1: visual representation of getting your period unexpectedly at work you can’t unknow this